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[viedma]

I don't like Hillary Clinton. That means I have betrayed the cause of womanhood everywhere.

I'm not crazy about Barack Obama. When he's not giving fantastic speeches he sounds like a machine that generates random political soundbytes that don't mean anything. Still, I will have no problems voting for him if he wins the primary. This ambivalence on my part clearly means that I am a closet (or not so closet) racist.

I like John Edwards. His narrative appeals to me the best, and he grovelled appropriately for being a weasel about Iraq. Because I do like Edwards, that means I'm a white power supporter who fancies closeted gay men with expensive haircuts.

Just so we're clear.

Comments

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

You're also a FILTHY LAWYER LOVER. Oh, wait, we knew that already.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Mmm, filthy lawyers! *gnaw*

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Considering that our state primary takes place about two hours before the conventions start, it hardly matters anyway...

[dine.livejournal.com]

just so long as that's clear. *g*

(plz ignore the snide lawyer-lover comment above - I'm sure she's just a crank)

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Ladies love me, what cans I do? :DDD

New hope for change

[la-smartie.livejournal.com]

Fuck those "change for new hope" assholes. And don't get me started on "hope for new change." Splitters.

Re: New hope for change

[viedma.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling we're both members of the Popular Front.

Change for a New Hope? Anyone got Change for a New Hope? All I got is a twenty.

[cageyklio.livejournal.com]

And we thank you for leaving the ones with scruffy hair for the rest of us.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Chris Dodd's Grabbable Mane(tm) was too goddamn good for us; hair like that can do better work in the Senate anyways.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

WAHEYYYY.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Yarp.

[biichan.livejournal.com]

I still have no idea who I'm going to vote for when the primary hits CA, but three years later and I'm still shipping John x John. OTP > GOP DAMMIT.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Your work pleases the evil overlords. (And me too!)

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

i'm liking pretty boy jayjay too. and am feeling the lawyer love -- he does have "experience" of actual agency, which gives me confidience in him. if you promise he's gay, i'll vote for him.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Pinky swear promise. :D

[elgoose.livejournal.com]

Ditto.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Just so I could get that out there. After all, there's no defense like a good offense!

Whoever You Voted For, the Government Got In

[executrix.livejournal.com]

But what they all share, irrespective of race and sex, is that they're POLITICIANS which means that not only would they sell you their grandmother on eBay for the most trivial advantage, they have very poor customer ratings from everyone they've already sold her too.

Re: Whoever You Voted For, the Government Got In

[viedma.livejournal.com]

No arguments there, but when it the system works you can embarrass or force them into doing the right thing, else out they go.

[fannishnonsense]

What does it make me if I vote for Kucinich?

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

A food-poisoned vegan who'd be BFF with Fox Mulder if he were a real person? (I constantly get him on those "Which Candidate Is Right for YOU?" quizzes and think, yes, if only.)

[fannishnonsense]

Hee! Oh, if only he had even a snowball's chance in hell. What a wonderful world that would be.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Doing the right thing! (high-fives you)

[fannishnonsense]

Hooray! Seriously, I know he has absolutely no chance, but I can't help myself. Damn ideals.

[roxann-ireland.livejournal.com]

Because I do like Edwards, that means I'm a white power supporter who fancies closeted gay men with expensive haircuts.

Does this mean another round of PrezSlash, then?

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Where jay!jay! and Elizabeth both come out at the Democratic Convention and all hell breaks loose?

[roxann-ireland.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth too? Eeeee! Femmeslash!