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Jan. 9th, 2008 02:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I don't like Hillary Clinton. That means I have betrayed the cause of womanhood everywhere.
I'm not crazy about Barack Obama. When he's not giving fantastic speeches he sounds like a machine that generates random political soundbytes that don't mean anything. Still, I will have no problems voting for him if he wins the primary. This ambivalence on my part clearly means that I am a closet (or not so closet) racist.
I like John Edwards. His narrative appeals to me the best, and he grovelled appropriately for being a weasel about Iraq. Because I do like Edwards, that means I'm a white power supporter who fancies closeted gay men with expensive haircuts.
Just so we're clear.
I'm not crazy about Barack Obama. When he's not giving fantastic speeches he sounds like a machine that generates random political soundbytes that don't mean anything. Still, I will have no problems voting for him if he wins the primary. This ambivalence on my part clearly means that I am a closet (or not so closet) racist.
I like John Edwards. His narrative appeals to me the best, and he grovelled appropriately for being a weasel about Iraq. Because I do like Edwards, that means I'm a white power supporter who fancies closeted gay men with expensive haircuts.
Just so we're clear.