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[viedma]

I forgot to write it in, but today while brushing Sophie i remembered it.

When i brush the Soffer monster and she's sitting up all pretty as can be, i have a vision that we're cruising down the Nile at a nice easy clip, and Soffers is plumped up on a rich exotic cushion and wearing a litte kitty headdress that she'd pull off her head and bat around.

Me, her vassal, her devoted servant brushes her and attends to her whims and wishes. Would you like the cricket or lizard-flavored treats, my Mistress?

I'm bored, petty servant. Kill something and bring it to me to sniff.

Whatever you say, my Mistress, you who are most wise and perpetually distracted by things on strings. Now let's go down to Babustis and party our asses off!

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Check out her former incarnation

[kezzyau.livejournal.com]

This test (http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/cat_files.jsp) is all the rage at kitty crazy community catsgalore.

I did Ziggy, and he apparently was the reincarnation of Winnie the Pooh. LOL.

Other people's kitties so far are reincarnates of Jabba the Hut, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn and ...crikey - Al Capone! Perhaps Soffers was Cleopatra once. :-)

Re: Check out her former incarnation

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Sophie was Audrey Hepburn. Go fig! She's got the serene thing down pat. Except when she's doing her frantic little hops around feeding time. :-D

[minette.livejournal.com]

Aww, I bet she'd have a whole group of pretty male slaves to fan her when she got too hot. She could also enslave the dogs and make them perform tricks for her own amusement. Dog duels, dog acrobatics, and dog sorcerers that can change sticks into string, water into milk, and rocks into live mice if she's feeling up for a little hunting trip.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love that! As long as the dogs were sedate and didn't sniff her-- she goes crazy around dogs, which is how i ended up with her in the first place. It was stressing her out bigtime to be around Mom's westies.

But yeah, as long as they were performing for her amusement, not theirs, that would be keen. and she'd sit there with that Mona Lisa w/ fang smile of hers!