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[viedma]

I totally spaced on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties, so I'd like to proclaim today International Sing Duran Duran Songs Like Henry Kissinger Day. Sing things like shake up the picture the lizard mixture in your best bad German accent and interject 'Mr. President.'

Her name ist Rio und she tanzen on zee sands Mr. President just like that hungry like zee wolfenderwhatistamengamen13syllables...

Insulting all Germans everywhere, I think i'll call it a night. (eat snacky smores)

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[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

"Zee reflex is in charge uff finding treasure in zee dark, Mr. President. Zho ees zee carpet-bombing."

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I call 'Save a Prayer' with Nixon on backing vocal

Don't zay a prayer vor me now
("Pray with me, Henry!")
Zave it for ze morning after _{Yes, Mr President}
("Get down your knees!")
_{Vatch your phlebitis, Mr President}

[dine.livejournal.com]

speaking for Germans everywhere, I'm unbearably insulted!

I think I need to eat some GS Thin Mints (discovered in the freezer earlier this evening) to recover.