Has it really been a week since I posted?

[viedma]

Oy vez. Time flies when you feel like your back is constantly against the wall. I've been having a lot of trouble getting a breath lately, like my chest is all tight and I suck in big lungfuls of air that don't mean anything. And everything's going fine, I don't know why I can't relax. Vacation time coming in a week, but that freaks me out too. Only five precious days-- what if I waste them all getting nothing done? If there was a magic wand I could wave that would stop me from acting like a nincompoop, believe me it would've happened by now.

In this fandom that I enjoy quite a lot, thanks for asking, there's this guy who thinks it's really funny to post a "Thursday rape fic." (Click for rape!) And it's the worst kind of tentacle-porn, interspecies rape stuff you could imagine. Mind you, this is not Cthulu fandom we're talking about. I became obsessed with this. Why rape? Why Thursday? WTF?? So (naturally) I thought this was a troll and asked the moderator privately to let me be the heavy and to take care of idiots if she was uncomfortable doing so. Nothing happened, so I figured fuck it and made a macro in another community where I called him an asshat. Then I find out he's married to one of the listmembers. (!!!)

And my troll radar used to be so good! I am clearly made of fail. So yesterday being *coughmagical* Thursday, he modified it to say "FICTITIOUS non-consensual sex act day." Yes! Because I thought these characters from a movie where REAL because I'm too stupid to know fantasy from reality and that's why I was peeved. Mary goes to the Internet, finds less than stellar company, yes I know you're shocked. But I'm good now. There are lots of lots of us, and only one of him (thank god). The non-tentacle-hentai-interspecies-rape fen, we will prevail. Embroider that onto a pillow and stick it in your kitchen.

Vali's Mom's cat is sick. We think pancreatitis, but we're not sure. We hope she gets well very soon.

Comments

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

So you're saying the fic where the German Shepherd grudgefucked the swan didn't get you hot? Man...ice queen!

Chip away the layers of my cold, dead heart!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Well if it had been the hedgehog instead of the swan, yeahmebbe. Clearly this guy is a rank amateur.

...ew

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He can't do that. The story would end with the hedgehog exploding.



_{Oh god i'm so, so sorry...}

Re: ...ew

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

OMG I LIEKD YR FIC esp the part were the hedghog explod. R u going 2 write a sequill?

Re: ...ew

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Am tempted to post your userpic as a comment to his story, but I won't as I feel this would only encourage him. Also, you're making me really wish I had an icon of Willow's reaction shot to this. :D