You're making this a nation of, by and for the people! This country could use public servants like you -- smart and indefatigable and empathetic. But since you'll probably recoil in horror at the thought of running for office, I'm glad you're on our side, fighting the good fight. Against Zappo's.

I had no idea canned hunting was an issue in Indiana. It shouldn't be.

I just gave my exit interview on my LAST DAY OF WORK HERE. Farewell, sweet wire service.