Goddamn,

I'd eat my own head if i could spear it on the end of a fondue stick.

Dine and Knightchik, you guys are so sweet-- i got your cards today. The rest of you-- you're still sweet as can be, card or no card-- you're the cats pjs. I'm saying this 1. b/c it's true and 2. i haven't bought any presents or sent any cards and the guilt is killing me even as i continue to do nothing about it.