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Hey Vali, just in case you're wondering, i didn't get into trouble. Woman, you was looking out fer me!!

I realized something last night- sleep is monstrously overrated. It's like making your bed- you only have to do it the next day, am i right? I've been going on the wrong kick when it comes to sleep-- i've been whining about never getting enough when i should go on the assumption that i'll never get any and that i should be slobberingly grateful for whatever i have. I'm really not trying to worry Vali- just that i've got to change my attitude about sleep otherwise i'll be an incredibly bitter person. I did read a page or two out of "The Liar" that woke me up big time this morning. Thanks, Stephen- you kick ass.

The last couple of nights i've been starting awake at 3:30 in the morning. Last night i had dreams about god knows what, but for some reason i was motivated enough to stumble out of bed and write it down. I missed all the good points, however- there was actually a story in there and i missed the finer points when i woke up. I'd copy it down here, but i doubt if i could read my own handwriting. And we all know how incredibly strange and prophetic your dreams sound to you when you're dreaming them, but telling them makes you feel like a dork.

At least the microsoft kitty gets to keep me company again...

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A little restless...

Was grabbing some lunch and caught the end of the Diane Rehm show (and btw, why do i always catch one of the commercials? it never fails. but i digress) and the subject was feminism. Which is *cool* as all hell, of course. Until the women callers were saying how we should include men into feminism. Which i agree with, but jesus christ, can we have a conversation about feminism that isn't apologetic and doesn't feel that they have to accomodate men? I'm sure Howard Stern and Adam Carolla feel no compunction to accomodate women. Unless they're jumping on trampolines. (psst, Adam and Jimmy: the trampoline thing was funny the first billion times you did it. find another joke. there's an infinite supply of them, really-- you can afford to use another one.)

Believe me, the sexist pigs i've run across have never felt that they shouldn't share their opinions with me. Or they'll qualify it by saying, "but you don't *act* like a girl!" Maybe they need to take a leaf out of Hugh Dillon's book and start hanging out with gangs of guys. in the biblical sense, of course.

So, yeah, i'm starting to feel pretty separatist these days. Get me my own island, the invisible jet, and the bulletproof bracelets. The narrow minded fools of the world should have to break their necks to meet me halfway, not the other way around. Same with the fundies, the creationists, and the people who don't like rps. Basically anyone who makes me tired.